The Fresh Prince of Testing - A Testing Rap

THE FRESH PRINCE OF TESTING

This is the story all about how

My life got flipped turned upside down

And I’d like to take a minute just sit right there

I’ll tell you how I don’t find bugs because there’s no value there

In West Yorkshire born and raised

Finding bugs was how I spent most of my days

Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

Executing scripts as a general rule

When a test manager who was up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

I was measured on bugs and the Devs were too

I could tell pretty quickly that we were all screwed

I whistled for a dev and when they came near

I told them about bugs but it was like they didn’t hear

I wish I could say arguments were rare

But they were like mansions in the town of Bel Air

I pulled my hair out in chunks and the Devs did too

All we did was argue and the quality blew

Then I said eureka about bugs I don’t care

I’ll just describe the behaviour that I see there

So the arguments stopped and the quality grew

The manager left coz he didn’t know what to do

Thanks for taking a minute and sitting right there

Now you know why I don’t find bugs

And why my boss doesn’t care.

Instrumental if you want to sing along!

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